Sexy Motha ft. Joseph Gordon-Levitt

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Two friends break into song, crash a PTA meeting, and tell us why they love moms. A lot.
Written with collaborators from HitRECord!!
Starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt- watch his show Hit Record on TV Fridays at 10 pm on Pivot (or watch the first episode here:

Track on iTunes July 31st!

HITRECORD CREDITS (collaborators on this project):
Music and Lyrics by gregorybrothers
Lead Vocals RegularJOE
Concept by LexiScherr
Actors Jenica Bergere
Thuany Callins
Ian Elinson
Aaron Fernando
Ana Ortiz
Noeme Pears



gregorybrothers with additional production by Michael Onufrak (‬)

Ana-Serena Orrego
André Walker
Annalee Cailing
April Coffee
Ashley Thayer
Christina Gardner
Craig Gilbo
Daniel Kunz
Donna Leigh
Edward Ryu
Eileen Finizza
Erin Howie
Fernanda Marin
George Bejue
Irene Zukoski
Jeana Wilson
John Jurgens
Joyce Larkin
Laura Kantor
Lauren Johnson
Maggie Mudd
Maria Rodriguez
Michael C. Pierce
Paula Gomez
S. Spears
Sandi Sharp
Sheila Fein
Stephanie Garvin
Tawny Young


What’s the first thing that you look for when you’re checkin’ out a sexy lady?

You know it was the curves on that girl that were drivin’ me crazy

That’s just cuz our brain hasn’t changed since our caveman days

A big-titted cavelady could feed so many cavebabies

But we’ve evolved, so stop thinking like a neanderthal

Sure, I like boobies, too, but dude, let me tell you that ain’t all

I want a girl who likes to eat organic

Read Dr. Seuss out loud

If she’s putting love into it while she’s raising her child

I wanna combine our DNA right now

Yeah, I want those mothas,

Moms are like no other lovas

Oh, I want a girl with a big, fat vocabulary

If you a mother, come on let me pull back the covers,

I’m sorry I rumpled your duvet, but I had to work on that booty

‘Cause a woman with a child, always drives me wild

Ladies pushin’ toddlers on a swing,

Girl, I know you can take care of your offspring.

She got a minivan with those fold-down seats,

We can pull over and get it while the baby’s asleep.

And the kid can be my built-in mini-best buddy,

We can play Nintendo after I help him study.

Little Jimmy’s dad puts him in timeout,

Makes me want to be a stepdad no doubt.

Good baby makin’s the challenge we face,

So I wanna work with a mother on the future of the human race!

Yeah, I want those mothas,

Moms are like no other lovas.

Let’s get busy puttin’ money in a college fund.

If you a mother, let’s get our debt restructured.

We can pay off our student loans,

And then go upstairs and bone.

Moms love unconditionally,

Just a bit of that love would be enough for me.

I want those mothas,

Moms are like no other lovas.

Someday you could be a grandma,

That’s twice as hot.

If you’re a mother,

I wanna give your child a brother (or a sister).

I just wanna give them chromosomes a happy home.

Ohhh, yeah, yeah, yeah.